I work on Saturdays. Nobody wants to work on Saturdays, but I'll do it, and I think that's what's kept me from being laid off during this recession. Very few people are in the office on Saturdays, and usually it's very quiet except for the hum of about fifty dozing computers. But last Saturday, someone had left their cell phone or computer or SOMETHING on, and it kept making faint farm animal noises. So there's me, typing away in this large, dim, very quiet room, and every five minutes there's a faint "baaa."
Another five minutes. "Neigh! Neigh!"
Five minutes. "Baa."
These sheep and horses went on alternating during my whole eight hour shift. I really have no idea what was making those noises. Why couldn't it have made bird tweets or something?