"The Bright Side needs more men," Dad told me. "And it needs more humor. Everyone's comments are so sincere." So he has been busy remedying this disturbing excess of sincerity.
Bright Side: Who holds the key to your heart?
Dad: The little plastic men impaled on the cold steel rods of my foosball table.
Bright Side: What will you do this holiday season to help yourself and/or your children get the focus off of yourself/themselves and focus instead on giving to others?
Dad: I’ll ask my children what kind of stuff they want and then I’ll give it to them.